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phinalthoughts: Major League Seasons

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:43:24 -0400

phinalthoughts:

Major League

Seasons

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:43:10 -0400

fuj0shi: obama looking at my blog

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:43:02 -0400

fuj0shi:

obama looking at my blog

gabbyroars: thehillshavethighss: officialcuteboys: jerzyreppa:...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:08:39 -0400

gabbyroars:

thehillshavethighss:

officialcuteboys:

jerzyreppa:

imperfectedbeautyxoxo:

g0ldinfected:

roya-lee:

White people getting baptized
Black people getting baptized

Lmfao yo.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG

ROTFL! I’m dyin ova here!

I neva cried so much in my life

stopppppppppppppp

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the-absolute-best-posts: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted the last...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:02:19 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

the last one im so fuckign doen w/ trying

vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:01:24 -0400

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

"He looked at her the way all women wanted to be looked at by a man."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:00:23 -0400

“He looked at her the way all women wanted to be looked at by a man.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via floricawild)

There are two types of greetings:

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:59:50 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Friends:

Best friends:

this couldn’t have been more accurate

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:59:44 -0400

thoserottenkids: versatilequeen: daniellemertina: spartanbitch...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:59:26 -0400

thoserottenkids:

versatilequeen:

daniellemertina:

spartanbitch:

realest shit i ever heard

Rihanna is on point with this one.

I needed to read this.

Wow yes actually every damn fucking day

gabbyroars: stop it guys :(

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:59:18 -0400

gabbyroars:

stop it guys :(

dknyprgirl: Cara Delevingne and Iggy Azalea take the stage at...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:47:02 -0400

dknyprgirl:

Cara Delevingne and Iggy Azalea take the stage at #DKNYArtworks!

You’ve lost all your friends

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:46:45 -0400

You’ve lost all your friends

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:43:39 -0400

pharaohsandqueens: (via PHAR∆OHS&QUEENS) iggy...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:39:57 -0400

pharaohsandqueens:

(via PHAR∆OHS&QUEENS)

iggy azalea

#ignorantart

1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:54:43 -0400

1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.

missdontcare-x: You just can’t not reblog this.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:11:18 -0400

missdontcare-x:

You just can’t not reblog this.

nicodidevilo: formerlybunsenturner: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:09:51 -0400

nicodidevilo:

formerlybunsenturner:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

Eye see what you did there…

I CANT

speshuled: Six Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:53:18 -0400

speshuled:

Six Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In America.

They decide what information/entertainment you get.

Think about that for a minute.

90% of what you read, watch, or listen to.

Click here to read more.

vexatiousidler: shivi-vivi: thebrownhatter: Friend just...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:51:08 -0400

vexatiousidler:

shivi-vivi:

thebrownhatter:

Friend just linked me this from imgur. It’s a new ToS policy on 360/One

It’s over. Xbox is finished for me.

Are you fucking kidding me?
This is EXACTLYwhat they said they wouldn’t do, and it’s sad how many people are going to be tricked into accepting it because they just ‘trust’ the company.

I think it really says a lot about this generation and how it’s shaping up. We’re now in the era where it’s official; We aren’t trusted with services. We pay to be monitored instead of private services.

I mean, I kind of get it with the piracy scare, but this? I can’t vouch for this.

Fun fact, I looked this up in order to check if it was true or not, and it’s 100%…

true. It’s been in effect from October 2012 according to the Terms of Service website, and was drafted September 2012. I’m not certain if that section was drafted earlier or not, or if a different clause actually somewhat negates it, but the fact that this privacy statement exists is a huge blow to Microsoft and their alleged policies.

This is the source where I found it. The official Xbox site. The section containing this passage is section 11, Xbox LIVE and Games for Windows-LIVE.