[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
evenastoppedclock321 asked: Sorry, but why is Jennifer Lawrence an asshole? I haven't really seen much of her except for fawning gifsets.
I want you to imagine I’m saying this like Jim Carrey in “Liar Liar” when he got pulled over by the cop:
She told Jesse Eisenberg she wished she had his serious medical disorder because it would make her more cool and quirky, she named a female cat “Chaz Bono” because she thought it was a boy at first, she thinks it’s hilarious to sing “Wrecking Ball” to Liam Hemsworth, she dismissed criticisms of the whitewashing of the Hunger Games film by saying they would be using hair dye, she insisted that her canonically bisexual character Mystique was heterosexual because she has children but then conceded that she may have had a “lesbian phase,” she destroyed a sacred rock formation in Hawaii by literally rubbing her butt on it, she made fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, and she does all this while constantly body-shamiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!
Don’t forget when she called her character “dykey” and that she claims to be the only actress in Hollywood without anorexia.
and the fact that she is saying she is the only one who isn’t anorexic is incredibly ableist because she is shaming those with eating disorders without acknowledging the extreme pressure actors face when it comes to their appearance. shaming people for mental illness doesn’t deserve praise nor is it some great criticism of how Hollywood pressures women to be perfect.
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
a twitter account with the name as either “no” or “pls” or “tbh” that has a picture of a dolphin as its twitcon that only posts stolen posts from tumblr